the adventures of writer-comedian

The Flying Dream

(Two factory workers stand side-by-side on an assembly line, adding rainbow sprinkles to the tops of cupcakes.)


MURPH: I had my flying dream last night.

CARL: What happened?

MURPH: I dreamt I killed my father. And slept with my mother.

CARL: That's your flying dream?

MURPH: It all took place on a zeppelin.


The End.

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